What do John Tesh, the white Steve Nash, and the Bachelorette have in common? Find out in our latest edition of TWEEKED – the tweets of the week for June 30-July 6, 2012.
The 'greatest generation' is NOT WWII vets but today's teens having to like totally balance texting, shopping & One Direction.
@rainnwilson
RainnWilson
Agreed. Would you really want to hurt him?
Update on the Fritzy-knife/fork wing eating situation. NOT boneless wings. Traditional wings.
@PaulPabst
Paulie Pabst
Fritzy better hope Jon Stewart doesn’t find out about this.
Of course, there are always exceptions.
Hey Guys. I'm totally stoked. I love my new image. I actually have on a polo shirt.. I just love everyone.I feel like grey pupon..
@MettaWorldPeace
Metta WorldPeace
USA Today reports Saints coach Sean Payton has filed for divorce. Unknown if there is a bounty yet.
@SteveHuntsgvn
Steve Hunt
Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.
@bazecraze
Alex Baze
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks
@chrisrock
Chris Rock
We get a crap load off at Christmas for somethin' everyone doesn't believe in. But ONE day for the USA? A celebraish for ALL? Ain't right.
@DadBoner
Karl Welzein
Just heard a black weatherman say "drizzle" & am ashamed to say that for a second I thought he was doing that Snoop Dogg thing.
@DannyZuker
Danny Zuker
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My spell-check wants to change "Tesh" to "Yeah." You needn't bother, spell-check: he does that with his music. #gentleTweets
@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
Did you know John Tesh composed “Roundball Rock” a theme song used for The NBA on NBC from 1990-2002?
Just carpooled to a 4th party with six people in a Prius. You're welcome, earth.
@johnpboyle
John Boyle
Since 2007, Joey Chestnut has had more hot dogs (377) than the #Pirates have wins (370)
@JLundbladESPN
Jeremy Lundblad
If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
@itsrealTED
TED
Everything in this photo was made in America, except the flag... That was actually made in China. HaPpY 4th http://t.co/A6rShwFQ
@lolojones
Lolo Jones
In the wake of Anderson Cooper's shocking revelation, I'd like to announce that I'm fat.
@1500ESPN_Reusse
Patrick Reusse
If the Lakers gets Steve Nash and Grant Hill, they'll be the favorites to win the 2005 NBA Championship
@AKuperstein
Adam Kuperstein
I spent 18 years in the closet. Not because I was ashamed to be gay, but because I needed the time to choose outfits.
@jackmackenroth
Jack Mackenroth
Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called “50 Shades of Just O.K.”
@ConanOBrien
Conan O'Brien
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