Want to know what happens when music dies? Just listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. But don’t worry, it’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 24th, 2013.
This week TGIF features Paris Hilton murdering music, Miguel murdering a fan, Macho Man Randy Savage murdering a mouse, and the San Antonio Spurs murdering a jump ball. TONS OF MURDER!
THIS WILL BE MOST PEOPLE’S REACTION…
…when they listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. You can all thank Lil’ Wayne for making the worst decision in the history of decisions by signing Hilton to Cash Money Records.
“This is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.”
So in other news, house music committed suicide.
CAN YOU FEEL THE MADNESS??!!
It’s been two years since the Macho Man Randy Savage died, but let’s remember the good times when he was snapping mice in half like he does Slim Jims. OHHHHHHH YEAH!
AND SPEAKING OF WRESTLING MOVES
R&B singer Miguel does a Hulk Hogan style leg drop on an unsuspecting fan at the Billboard Music Awards. Don’t worry about her, though…because wrestling’s “fake,” right?
THIS HORSE USED TO BE WHITE…
…until this guy rode it.
IT’S A PROVEN FACT…
…that you can get away with ANYTHING when you eat a Mentos, except if you’re a fat person trying to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch.
CHUCK NORRIS WANTS TIM TEBOW…
…to play for the Jacksonville Jaguars because he says that Tebow “reminds him of…himself.” Chuck Norris threw no incompletions during his college football career… even when he spiked.
THIS IS HOW EVERY 12 YEAR OLD BOY REACTED…
…when Microsoft announced the XBox One.
WATCHING THIS GUY EAT COTTON CANDY…
…is a million times better than watching the NBA playoffs. Can we just give the title to the Heat now and get back to football?
I TAKE THAT BACK
Because the San Antonio Spurs and the Memphis Grizzlies showed us the worst jump ball in the history of basketball.
TOO BAD TAYLOR SWIFT…
…has to walk by Justin Bieber and Selina Gomez’s locker everyday at school.
CANTEEN BOY IS WHAT PROBABLY CAME TO MIND…
…when the Boy Scouts of America decided to lift it’s ban on gay members. But don’t freak out and start discriminating. Think of all the things they can do to help those “drab” uniforms.
IT’S NO ILLUSION
Arrested Development Season 4 starts in less than two days!
See you next week!
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