You’ve left the harbor and your Yacht Rock party is starting to go next level. There’s a cool breeze over the ocean and you can hear the cool sounds of Styx in the background. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #71-80
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Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #81-90
All your Yacht Rock friends have arrived, and you’re just waiting for the harbor master to give you the “A-Ok” to set sail. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #81-90
Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
There were only three possible outcomes for Desiree heading into The Bachelorette – The Final Rose finale, and all of them sound kind of terrible: Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #91-100
Imagine you’ve invited a few of your closest mustache-wearing friends over to your yacht for a little party. Your first question should be “What are we going to listen to?” because this ain’t no ordinary party. Well, for me, that’s fortunate as I play 666 casino classic games. Somehow, I manage to memorize some classical kinds of music. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #91-100
Bachelorette Breakdown – He Brooks My Heart
As Desiree nears the end of her journey to find true love on The Bachelorette, she visits the island of Antigua in the Caribbean for some fantasy suite-ing with Drew, Chris and Brooks. Antigua means “ancient” in Spanish, and is there anything older than a love story gone completely wrong? We’re about to find out. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – He Brooks My Heart
Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All
Can you think of a worse thing to be confronted with than a room full of your ex-boyfriends? Ok, well maybe a room of ex-girlfriends is worse – at least for the guys – but what about a room full of angry gorillas? That would be awful, because who wants to admit they dated a gorilla…much less multiple gorillas? Anyway, you get the point. Well, that’s what Desiree had to face this week on The Bachelorette: Men Tell All episode. But these were men…not gorillas…unless you count Mikey and James. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All
Bachelorette Breakdown – Hometown Dates
You know what’s trickier, for women, than dating multiple men at the same time?…meeting their families. Can you imagine the pressure and emotional toll it takes to put on a happy face as you are paraded in front of families, knowing that you will be dumping one of the men in just a few short days? But Desiree, chooses to ignore her womanly impulses of emotional attachment and sensitivity and heads off to meet the men on their turf and in their family home. Yep, it’s the Hometown Date edition of the Bachelorette Breakdown, as this is one of my favorite series to watch on TV, and I even got an outdoor tv mount to watch it in the garden. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Hometown Dates
Bachelorette Breakdown – Fantasy Island
In the aftermath of the James drama bomb in Barcelona, Desiree and the remaining five Bachelors travel to the mysterious, secluded island of Madeira, Portugal. At first glance, this seems like a fantastic idea, since we all know that there’s nothing more romantic than falling in love on an island, right? Well…think again. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Fantasy Island
Bachelorette Breakdown – James and the Giant Leech
In following with their long tradition of visiting “romantic” cities like Atlantic City and Munich, this week The Bachelorette visits Barcelona…so I guess 1 out of 3 ain’t bad, right? But how can any of these Bachelors find love with Desiree when there’s a giant leech in their midst? Yes, I’m looking at you, James. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – James and the Giant Leech
Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
What do you get when you take two guys, one girl, and put them in a hot tug? Well, maybe that came out wrong, but the answer is a lot of drama. This week the Bachelorette travels all the way to Munich, Germany who’s motto is “München mag dich,” which disappointingly translates to “Munich likes you.” So much for being the most romantic city in Europe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
If you wondered “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” if he ever had the chance to go on Spring Break then today is your lucky day. The answer: EVERYTHING! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
What has Ryan Lochte said is always the most important thing? No, please don’t say “TURNING IT UUUPPP!” though I’m sure that has merit. It’s family. Family is the most important part of a Lochte’s life, and Ryan would do anything for their happiness. However, in episode seven of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” it feels like his family is dead set on ruining his. Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em
If last week’s Hollywood trip showcased the high points of Ryan Lochte’s life as Olympic champion and “King of the Bros,” then be prepared for a massive letdown for episode six of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Lochte is down, people! I repeat: LOCHTE IS DOWN! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em
How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances
As fans of Arrested Development know, each member of the Bluth family has a different form of the “Chicken Dance” that they use to mock other people, usually members of their own family. And while the origin of the Arrested Development Chicken Dance is unknown, I think we can all agree that it’s awesome. Continue reading How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances
TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-24-13
Want to know what happens when music dies? Just listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. But don’t worry, it’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 24th, 2013.
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