It’s the Bachelorette Breakdown “Men Tell All” 2012 episode – or as I like to call it, the “Show Where Everyone Rationalizes Their Behavior By Trying To Convince America That Sunbathing For Seven Hours Everyday Somehow Makes You A Different Person” episode. Nice try Kalon, the ladies aren’t having it. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
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Bachelorette Breakdown – The Showdown
Have we ever seen a final three Bachelorette episode with no fantasy suite? Is Emily starting a trend that will carry over into future Bachelorette seasons? Will ABC make sure this never happens again and find the trashiest, easiest Bachelorette ever for next season? Most likely yes. But for now, let’s just enjoy this display of self-control and respect in this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Showdown
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
The Bachelorette is down to the Final Four, people! This is where the show starts to get really interesting. The breakups are better, the dates are more intense, and the guys are as dramatic as ever. Let’s fill out our brackets for this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Apologies all around for missing the Bachelorette Breakdown last week. In order to add some more legitimacy to the Breakdown, I decided to get engaged myself. Now that I am in a committed relationship, I have every right to criticize and offer unsolicited advice to anyone that’s not in a relationship. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl! Continue reading Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 4
Don’t. Mess. With. Ricki. This was made very clear this week as Emily went all Backwoods-West Virginia-Single Mom-Hood Rat-Psycho-Nascar Fan-Human Barbie on Kalon’s bee-hind. Who would have thought that this country sweetheart had such an edge to her? Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 4
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 3
Is Doug too perfect?
Is Chris actually 25?
Can Jef with one F travel between countries without adult supervision?
These are just some of the intriguing questions that were asked this week on The Bachelorette. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 3
Bachelorette Breakdown – Emily Maynard’s Friends
This week features one of the weirdest send-offs in Bachelorette history (and one of the biggest disappointments I have ever witnessed), some playful sexual harassment from Emily’s friends, and plenty of private concerts. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Emily Maynard’s Friends
Bachelorette Breakdown – Emily’s Suitors
The Bachelorette is back with Emily! That means we have 25 new bros that will spend the next couple months trying to prove to Emily and the country that they aren’t a bunch of self-centered tools and are ready to become an insta-daddy.
Simpsons Snubs
Not too long ago, there was an article on Grantland.com that highlighted the best Simpsons moments of all time. I’m deeply offended that such an article was written and that I wasn’t asked to contribute. The staff at Grantland did an alright job with it, but they definitely overlooked some pretty great Simpsons moments. Continue reading Simpsons Snubs