In this week’s episode of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” we finally, finally, finally get to meet the mysterious, faceless Jaimee, Ryan’s girl from London. Ryan also makes out with a dolphin. Jealous and awkward moments follow.
Over ten years ago, three women – Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight — went missing. They were one of the biggest news stories EVER in Cleveland (well, until Lebron’s stupid “Decision” thing). Yesterday, they were rescued by the greatest hero of our generation: Mr. Charles Ramsey. And yes, HILARITY ensues. Continue reading Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time→
If you needed another reason to keeping watching FOX’s New Girl, then prepare to have your mind completely blown. This New Girl Auto-tune will leave you happier than Schmidt in a fat suit with a bucket of chicken and a gravy milkshake. Continue reading The New Girl Auto-Tune is “Jess” Fantastic→
The worst part about “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” is that it’s only 8 episodes long – not nearly enough time to explore the fantastic life of America’s Olympic champion and King of the Bros.
If there were a best and worst reason to watch even five minutes of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” before totally slitting both your wrists, then I offer you this consolation: IT’S THE ONLY TRUE REALITY SHOW ON TELEVISION TODAY! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Enter The Lochterage→
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE!? This is such great news! Brad Paisley and LL Cool J have ended racism!!! No seriously, for reals, guys. IT’S OVER! Racism is like sooooo 2012 now.
In the season finale of ABC’s The Bachelor, Sean gives the final rose to one of two women: Catherine or Lindsay. Will he make the right decision, or will it be another Bach-saster?
After another painful breakup at The Bachelor rose ceremony, Sean Lowe will have to make the most important decision of his life: Which one of these women will he spend the next two months with? It’s down to the final two on Bachelor Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – The Final Two in Thailand→