Anything on the boob tube.
What are the right reasons for wanting to compete on the Bachelorette? We’re like, what…27 seasons in on this show and I still have NO CLUE. No seriously, someone please tell me. In week two of The Bachelorette, Desiree and the lucky Bachelors attempt to answer this question…by rapping. I can think of all the right reasons why this is a horrible idea.
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – All the Right Reasons
If last week’s Hollywood trip showcased the high points of Ryan Lochte’s life as Olympic champion and “King of the Bros,” then be prepared for a massive letdown for episode six of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Lochte is down, people! I repeat: LOCHTE IS DOWN! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em
When we last saw Desiree Hartsock, she was pleading with Bachelor Sean Lowe after he shockingly let her go without a rose. Now it’s her turn to give out the roses as she starts her journey as ABC’s newest Bachelorette. In episode one, Desiree meets the Bachelors who will try to win her broken heart, and from the looks of it I’m 100% sure they will all suck at it.
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Desiree Meets the Bachelors
As fans of Arrested Development know, each member of the Bluth family has a different form of the “Chicken Dance” that they use to mock other people, usually members of their own family. And while the origin of the Arrested Development Chicken Dance is unknown, I think we can all agree that it’s awesome. Continue reading How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances
Want to know what happens when music dies? Just listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. But don’t worry, it’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 24th, 2013.
Continue reading TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-24-13
Is there life for an Olympian once their Olympic dreams are over? In episode 5 of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Ryan tries to answer this question. The only problem is he forgot the question because Carmen Electra just stepped into the room.
Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Got Game
David Beckham is retiring from soccer, and the pitch just got way less hot. It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 17, 2013.
Continue reading TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-17-13
When we last left Ryan Lochte he was forced to deal with the “disappearance” of his semi-girlfriend and long-distance love interest, Jaimee. How will Ryan Lochte react to this heartbreaking goodbye? Well, the official E! title for this episode is “What Would Ryan Lochte Do…if he got plastered?” so that should give you a clue.
Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte or Bust
We’re back! It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 10, 2013.
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In this week’s episode of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” we finally, finally, finally get to meet the mysterious, faceless Jaimee, Ryan’s girl from London. Ryan also makes out with a dolphin. Jealous and awkward moments follow.
Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Love Lochtedown
If you needed another reason to keeping watching FOX’s New Girl, then prepare to have your mind completely blown. This New Girl Auto-tune will leave you happier than Schmidt in a fat suit with a bucket of chicken and a gravy milkshake. Continue reading The New Girl Auto-Tune is “Jess” Fantastic
The worst part about “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” is that it’s only 8 episodes long – not nearly enough time to explore the fantastic life of America’s Olympic champion and King of the Bros.
Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Mr. Lochte Goes to Washington
If there were a best and worst reason to watch even five minutes of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” before totally slitting both your wrists, then I offer you this consolation: IT’S THE ONLY TRUE REALITY SHOW ON TELEVISION TODAY! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Enter The Lochterage
OH YES, Lil’ Wayne is still alive and well, people! It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for March 22, 2013.
Continue reading TGIF – Thank GIF it’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 3-22-13
In the season finale of ABC’s The Bachelor, Sean gives the final rose to one of two women: Catherine or Lindsay. Will he make the right decision, or will it be another Bach-saster?
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Sean Gives the Final Rose
