After sixteen seasons of The Bachelor, you might think ABC could have some trouble finding 25 bachelorettes so starved for attention that they are willing to go on TV to be judged and mocked by people like me. Well you would be wrong, because they got 26 for this season. That’s right…Sean Lowe meets the Bachelorettes! Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Sean Lowe Meets the Bachelorettes
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Bachelor Breakdown – Sean Lowe is the New Bachelor!
Sean Lowe is back and nicer than ever as ABC’s 17th season of The Bachelor. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Sean Lowe is the New Bachelor!
SNL Recap – Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Well, if last week’s season premiere with Seth MacFarlane was an 8/10 then this week’s SNL recap of Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be a 4/10 at best. Continue reading SNL Recap – Joseph Gordon-Levitt
SNL Recap – Seth MacFarlane
Too busy having a social life to catch SNL on the weekends? Good news, you don’t need to change your lifestyle and you don’t need to invest in a DVR. So go ahead and live your party-rock caveman lifestyle because we are here to recap each episode and show you the top sketches that you missed. Continue reading SNL Recap – Seth MacFarlane
So You Think You Can Read? SYTYCD Season 9 Top 16
Four talented dancers have already been cut, and now it’s time for the SYTYCD Season 9 Top 16 to perform. Afterwards, the judges will send two more dancers home. It’s the SYTYCD Season 9 Top 16 Recap. Find out who was saved from elimination. Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? SYTYCD Season 9 Top 16
So You Think You Can Read? SYTYCD Season 9 Top 20 Recap – First Cuts!
The SYTYCD Top 20 perform for a second time, before the judges gather together and send, not two, but FOUR dancers home in a massive elimination! It’s the SYTYCD Season 9 Top 20 Recap. Find out who were the first cuts! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? SYTYCD Season 9 Top 20 Recap – First Cuts!
Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
It’s the Bachelorette Breakdown “Men Tell All” 2012 episode – or as I like to call it, the “Show Where Everyone Rationalizes Their Behavior By Trying To Convince America That Sunbathing For Seven Hours Everyday Somehow Makes You A Different Person” episode. Nice try Kalon, the ladies aren’t having it. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Top 20 Season 9 Live Show!
They SYTYCD judges humiliated the horrible dancers, simply cut the average dancers, and completely stomped on the dreams of the good dancers. What are SYTYCD fans are left with? The first SYTYCD Top 20 Season 9 Live Show! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Top 20 Season 9 Live Show!
Bachelorette Breakdown – The Showdown
Have we ever seen a final three Bachelorette episode with no fantasy suite? Is Emily starting a trend that will carry over into future Bachelorette seasons? Will ABC make sure this never happens again and find the trashiest, easiest Bachelorette ever for next season? Most likely yes. But for now, let’s just enjoy this display of self-control and respect in this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Showdown
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
The Bachelorette is down to the Final Four, people! This is where the show starts to get really interesting. The breakups are better, the dates are more intense, and the guys are as dramatic as ever. Let’s fill out our brackets for this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
The 2012 SYTYCD Top 20 is finalized! We’ve watched the initial try outs, the hell of Vegas week, and the final solos, and now each dancer awaits the answer from the judges to see if they are “in or out”. Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Apologies all around for missing the Bachelorette Breakdown last week. In order to add some more legitimacy to the Breakdown, I decided to get engaged myself. Now that I am in a committed relationship, I have every right to criticize and offer unsolicited advice to anyone that’s not in a relationship. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
What do you get when you mix 100+ dancers, complete lack of sleep, extreme choreography, and cruel judges? Why it’s the 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas callbacks…AKA: Hell Week! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl! Continue reading Boorad Gives His Final Rose
So You Think You Can Read? – SYTYCD Salt Lake City Auditions
Do your spirit guides help you dance? Can you double your dating by watching DVDs? What exactly does a male preying mantis dance like? All these questions and more are answered during this week’s two-hour episode of the 2012 So You Think You Can Dance? (SYTYCD) – Salt Lake City auditions! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? – SYTYCD Salt Lake City Auditions