Aloha! (That means “Hello” and a bunch of other stuff) – let me tell you a little tale about how someone stole my car in Hawaii. Continue reading Brah, Where’s My Car?
Category Archives: Ramblings
Opinion posts about whatever.
Bachelor Breakdown – The Polar Bear Plunge
Remember when the residents of the Bachelor house used to actually get along and kind of be friends? I loved those times – when bros could be bros, and girls were only snotty to each other behind their back. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – The Polar Bear Plunge
TWEEKED! The Best Kim and Kanye Baby Tweets
If your name is Snooki, Lohan, Spears or even Jenner please step aside…there will soon be a new queen of worst mom in the world. Kim Kardashian is having a baby! Continue reading TWEEKED! The Best Kim and Kanye Baby Tweets
The “Sexy” Men of Halloween
I think most men know and understand the struggle of finding a good Halloween costume. If any of you guys have honestly thought about buying a “sexy” costume and haven’t asked the question: “Do I really like myself?” then please read on. Continue reading The “Sexy” Men of Halloween
“You Get What You Deserve”
Please understand one thing…good advice is hard to find. If you’re a loser in life then you didn’t necessarily earn it. You could be the victim of someone else’s terrible “words of wisdom.” Let me explain. Continue reading “You Get What You Deserve”
Pick Up Lines: Fanny Pack
Yous like my fanny pack, you’ll always be by my side.
Origins of Utah’s Pioneer Day: Epic Vikings vs. Mormons Battle
July 24, 1847
The United States of America has been around for 71 years, 71 years of prosperity….and greed. They had snatched up a good portion of the North American continent through shrewd business moves, taking advantage of less fortunate countries in Europe. Napoleon Bonaparte had sold a good portion of the continent to the Yankees for roughly $2 an acre to a hypocrite president, Thomas Jefferson. Continue reading Origins of Utah’s Pioneer Day: Epic Vikings vs. Mormons Battle
Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
It’s the Bachelorette Breakdown “Men Tell All” 2012 episode – or as I like to call it, the “Show Where Everyone Rationalizes Their Behavior By Trying To Convince America That Sunbathing For Seven Hours Everyday Somehow Makes You A Different Person” episode. Nice try Kalon, the ladies aren’t having it. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
Not Failing By Not Trying
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I used to have my own personal blog. I still have it, but I don’t write on it anymore. Anyway. One time I wrote a blog post that quoted a Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell article that they had written for Page 2 on Espn.com.
The quote says:
This is actually a question I’m obsessed with: Why don’t people work hard when it’s in their best interest to do so? Continue reading Not Failing By Not Trying
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
The Bachelorette is down to the Final Four, people! This is where the show starts to get really interesting. The breakups are better, the dates are more intense, and the guys are as dramatic as ever. Let’s fill out our brackets for this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
The Best Tomkat Divorce Tweets
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing after 5 years of marriage great acting, and we’ve gathered the best (and funniest) Tomkat divorce tweets of the bunch. Continue reading The Best Tomkat Divorce Tweets
So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
The 2012 SYTYCD Top 20 is finalized! We’ve watched the initial try outs, the hell of Vegas week, and the final solos, and now each dancer awaits the answer from the judges to see if they are “in or out”. Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
Pick Up Lines – Nickelback
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to “come back home to you,” but I will do you one better. I’ll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.
So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
What do you get when you mix 100+ dancers, complete lack of sleep, extreme choreography, and cruel judges? Why it’s the 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas callbacks…AKA: Hell Week! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl! Continue reading Boorad Gives His Final Rose